Ted Cruz Douchebag Unisex Jersey T-Shirt by Bella + Canvas
Ted Cruz, born Rafael Edward Cruz in Calgary, Canada. Ted’s father is a Cuban immigrant. Ironic because of his strong stance on anti-immigration. Ted Cruz was recently rechristened “Cancun Cruz” when he flew to Cancun, Mexico for a little warmth and sunshine when the privatized Texas power grid went down, leaving millions of his constituents freezing in the dark during the blizzard of 2021. Good ol Ted also gained notoriety using his vote to down the government in 2013, leaving millions of government workers unpaid and unemployed, in an attempt to force President Obama to strip funding from the landmark Affordable Healthcare Act (of which Ted Cruz eventually enrolled his entire family in because it was cheaper than his healthcare plan at the time.) What a douchebag hypocrite. This graphic t-shirt from our Douchebag Collection features a Ted Cruz illustration looking his usual smarmy self, on a black high-quality ring spun cotton shirt by Bella + Canvas which is very soft. Not available in stores.
Brand: Unisex T-shirt by Bella + Canvas
Available in S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
Color options: black
100% combed ring spun cotton
Durable double-stitched bottom hem and stretchable cotton collar
Not available in stores
Reinforced shoulder construction maintains shape after repeated washings
Imported garment; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
Available within the U.S only at this time
Free USPS 1st Class Shipping
This item is a print on demand product
Orders are printed within 2-4 business days of purchase
Tracking number provided immediately when printing is complete
Arrives within 7-12 business days of purchase via USPS
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