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Douchebag Ted Cruz Unisex T-Shirt

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Douchebag Ted Cruz Unisex T-Shirt

Ted Cruz Douchebag Unisex Jersey T-Shirt by Bella + Canvas

Ted Cruz, born Rafael Edward Cruz in Calgary, Canada. Ted’s father is a Cuban immigrant. Ironic because of his strong stance on anti-immigration. Ted Cruz was recently rechristened “Cancun Cruz”  when he flew to Cancun, Mexico for a little warmth and sunshine when the privatized Texas power grid went down, leaving millions of his constituents freezing in the dark during the blizzard of 2021. Good ol Ted also gained notoriety using his vote to down the government in 2013, leaving millions of government workers unpaid and unemployed, in an attempt to force President Obama to strip funding from the landmark Affordable Healthcare Act (of which Ted Cruz eventually enrolled his entire family in because it was cheaper than his healthcare plan at the time.) What a douchebag hypocrite. This graphic t-shirt from our Douchebag Collection features a Ted Cruz illustration looking his usual smarmy self, on a black high-quality ring spun cotton shirt by Bella + Canvas which is very soft. Not available in stores.

Product Details

  • Brand: Unisex T-shirt by Bella + Canvas
  • Available in S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
  • Color options: black
  • 100% combed ring spun cotton
  • Durable double-stitched bottom hem and stretchable cotton collar
  • Not available in stores
  • Reinforced shoulder construction maintains shape after repeated washings
  • Imported garment; processed and printed in the U.S.A.

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  • Available within the U.S only at this time
  • Free USPS 1st Class Shipping
  • This item is a print on demand product
  • Orders are printed within 2-4 business days of purchase
  • Tracking number provided immediately when printing is complete
  • Arrives within 7-12 business days of purchase via USPS
Unisex Jersey T-Shirt | Bella + Canvas 3001
normal fit
A B C
S 27.99 in 17.48 in 8.46 in
M 29.49 in 18.98 in 8.46 in
L 30.00 in 20.47 in 9.21 in
XL 30.98 in 23.46 in 9.49 in
2XL 30.98 in 24.49 in 9.49 in
3XL 31.50 in 25.47 in 9.72 in

 
We’ve searched and searched for a speedy quality printer based here in the United States. Luckily, we’ve found them. They currently handle the printing of all of our custom t-shirts and mugs. And on top of quality printing, they offer First Class Shipping by USPS, which is included in the price of every order. We’re confident you’ll be happy with your order. And if for any reason you aren’t satisfied, you can contact us, and we’ll be sure to make your order right.

We are a small print on demand company based in Austin, Texas. Our aim is to keep our finger on the pulse of politics and popular culture to bring you conscious designs you’ll be proud to wear and make a statement. Thank you so much for supporting small business.

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