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Bitch Better Have My Cookies Unisex Pajama Set

Bitch Better Have My Cookies Unisex Pajama Set - white/red stripe

Bitch Better Have My Cookies Unisex Pajama Set

Regular price $38.95

Bitch Better Have My Cookies Adult Unisex Pajamas

This Unisex Pajama Set pairs well with chilly nights, a cup of hot cocoa, and reruns of A Christmas Story, all through the holiday season. The long sleeve top features a bold custom graphic of a Santa Claus demanding "Bitch Better Have My Cookies" with matching red striped pajama bottoms. A play on words of Rihanna’s famous song Bitch Better Have My Money, because Santa is NOT playing this year. Remember how you loved wearing this style of pajamas as a kid? Well suit up, and get ready to go to your happy place. Baby ribbed fabric adds a modern element to the classic long underwear style so you'll be feeling snug as a high bug in a rug. Wake up Christmas morning wearing these babies so the photos of opening presents go down in family history. We would bet big money Martha Stewart would proudly wear these. A family holiday portrait with all family members wearing a pair of these would be so epic, you’d get so many likes on your social media account. You’ll grow to love wearing these jammies so much, you’ll have to set reminders for a wardrobe change before all your work zoom meetings. You won’t find this design in stores, and they are unisex so you and your significant other can both rock wearing a matching pair on Christmas morning.

  • Adult unisex, fits true to size
  • Available in sizes S, M, L, XL, and 2XL
  • 100% combed ringspun cotton
  • This is a custom design not available in stores
  • Top features a ribbed crewneck collar and sleeves
  • Bottoms have an elastic waistband and ribbed cuffs
  • Machine washable, easy care
  • Imported; but processed and printed in the U.S.A.


  • Available within the USA only at this time
  • Free standard shipping
  • This is a print on demand product
  • Orders are printed within 2-4 business days of purchase
  • Tracking number provided as soon as printing is complete
  • Arrives within 7-12 business days of purchase via UPS or USPS
Unisex Pajama Set
slimmer fit
XS 25.47 in 16.50 in 24.49 in
S 26.50 in 18.46 in 25.00 in
M 27.48 in 20.47 in 25.47 in
L 28.46 in 22.48 in 25.98 in
XL 29.49 in 24.49 in 26.50 in
2XL 30.47 in 26.50 in 26.97 in

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